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The thing that makes introverts hearts pump as fast as they would if they were exercising. Gives much anxiety
“Hey can you come to a social event tomorrow?”
“Um yeah I guess”
The next day
“oh my god why did I agree to this I hate people”
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social slut is a person who has many social partners
" I have so many different friend groups, it's like i'm a social slut"
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When a retail slave closes the store, gets wasted at a bar or party, then has to open the next day. Occurs as the result of a scheduling snafu where the retail manager overhears that his or her retail robots are going to a party and makes the schedule such that they get 8 hours in between shifts to party, eat, sleep, shower, iron clothes and shave. As a result, the retail robots typically omit many of those steps (especially the ironing clothes part), and go to work wasted the next morning, if at all.
Knowing he had to be at work at 5 a.m. the next day for inventory, James social clopened, threw a kegger, and ultimately threw up all over the office the next morning.
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A person who can ruin a social atmosphere just by turning up, making a poor joke or creating an awkward silence.
Idenitfy a Social Slayer by making kung fu like karate chops in mid air. This is to show that the social situation has just been slayed.
Group Of Friends:
Guy 1: this party is sick man
Guy 2: Yeah as soon as that song came on it was mad
Social Slayer: Cant wait til they play some Justin Beiber
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all the various written "programs" ... especially those with clearly defined do's and don't's ... that people use to guide their lives, such as the Bible, etiquette books, penal codes, People Magazine, etc.
Reverend Gerald really hammers home in his sermons that the Bible is our primary piece of social software and that the 10 Commandments are all we really need.
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Someone who feels they are entitled to a social cause and their own opinions and experiences are the only thing that matters. They believe they are the arbitrators of the truth.
Their social entitlement is on full display in their content.
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1. the euphoric feeling you get from finally being included in social situations
2. as opposed to a solitary one, sexual climax with another person or people
1. I've been so isolated for the past yewar that I actually had a social orgasm at the surprise birthday party my coworkers planned for me.
2. Even hermits need social orgasms occasionally, to stay sane & well lubricated.
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