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social clopen

When a retail slave closes the store, gets wasted at a bar or party, then has to open the next day. Occurs as the result of a scheduling snafu where the retail manager overhears that his or her retail robots are going to a party and makes the schedule such that they get 8 hours in between shifts to party, eat, sleep, shower, iron clothes and shave. As a result, the retail robots typically omit many of those steps (especially the ironing clothes part), and go to work wasted the next morning, if at all.

Knowing he had to be at work at 5 a.m. the next day for inventory, James social clopened, threw a kegger, and ultimately threw up all over the office the next morning.

by bodazzle June 25, 2010


Social Distancing

Keeping your Corona breath away from everyone else 5ft bitch

some bitch: keep yo stank ass corona cough away from me hoe, its social distancing

by SimpTings April 03, 2020


Social Distancing

Actively avoiding people to stop the spread of a pandemic

Social distancing means 6 ft bitch

by ThatBitch🌲 April 03, 2020


social engineerking

The art of using social networks to fuck with people.

Using groups in Skype, Twitter, MySpace etc to assemble a collection of explosively matched personality types, then purposely egging them on for personal entertainment.

So I read about the blowup in yesterday's chat. Were you responsible for that bit of social engineerking?

by lspellman February 03, 2009


Social Event

The thing that makes introverts hearts pump as fast as they would if they were exercising. Gives much anxiety

“Hey can you come to a social event tomorrow?”
“Um yeah I guess”
The next day
“oh my god why did I agree to this I hate people”

by sadbish March 02, 2019


social slut

social slut is a person who has many social partners

" I have so many different friend groups, it's like i'm a social slut"

by TheSpade March 28, 2016


social-imaging

creation of a virtual existence or presence on the internet and to maintain its standard and portray a virtual persona of a flawless entity whom in any down to earth practical reality does not exist.

social-imaging is distinctive to all social profiles on the internet.

by wayofthedragon October 01, 2011