When a retail slave closes the store, gets wasted at a bar or party, then has to open the next day. Occurs as the result of a scheduling snafu where the retail manager overhears that his or her retail robots are going to a party and makes the schedule such that they get 8 hours in between shifts to party, eat, sleep, shower, iron clothes and shave. As a result, the retail robots typically omit many of those steps (especially the ironing clothes part), and go to work wasted the next morning, if at all.
Knowing he had to be at work at 5 a.m. the next day for inventory, James social clopened, threw a kegger, and ultimately threw up all over the office the next morning.
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Another term for bullying, or when other people make jokes at your expense therefore alienating you from your friend group, the opposite of social suicide
John was in a social homicide today, the killer was Teagan
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The thing that makes introverts hearts pump as fast as they would if they were exercising. Gives much anxiety
βHey can you come to a social event tomorrow?β
βUm yeah I guessβ
The next day
βoh my god why did I agree to this I hate peopleβ
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social slut is a person who has many social partners
" I have so many different friend groups, it's like i'm a social slut"
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Keeping your Corona breath away from everyone else 5ft bitch
some bitch: keep yo stank ass corona cough away from me hoe, its social distancing
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Actively avoiding people to stop the spread of a pandemic
Social distancing means 6 ft bitch
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The art of using social networks to fuck with people.
Using groups in Skype, Twitter, MySpace etc to assemble a collection of explosively matched personality types, then purposely egging them on for personal entertainment.
So I read about the blowup in yesterday's chat. Were you responsible for that bit of social engineerking?
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