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The greatest game of all time known to make husbands and sons disappear for days at a time only showing their bloodshot eyes and calussed thumbs to gather food for the week
Dude have you seen the new trailer for star wars battlefront?
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An overweight Star Wars fan from Quebec. He taped himself pretending to fight a lightsaber battle (every time I try to see it I'm redirected grrr) which is supposed to be so bad it's funny. Some of his "friends" uploaded the video to the net. Soon 5 million people saw him. Oh dear.
Well, I may be embarrassed but I'm totally famous.
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A hand job involving a horny teen and a lightsaber (or any star wars toy). First, you stick the lightsaber (or toy) in her ass then you wiggle it around to make her intestines move around then setting the lightsaber fully extended on the floor you shove her onto it. She or it will break. If it breaks then you proceed to make her give you a handjob or a blowjob.
"That nerd in English class performed a nasty star wars job in front of me. Probably the best climax every."
Husband "Honey I want to try something new"
Wife "okay"
Husband "can you do a star wars job to me"
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Technology features of today that feel like they belong so far in the future that it would appear in an episode of Star Trek.
you can make phone calls from your watch? That's some Star Trek shit right there.
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One who smokes crack cocaine while simultaneously receiving oral sex from a “Crack Whore.”
Damn, look at Shantrella go down on that Matthew Mason; He sure is a Rock Star with that cracked out ho and his big ol crack pipe!
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another word for trash
yo peter are you gonna take the star wars sequels out
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An asexual aromantic who never had sex and never was in a romantic relationship.Truly a blessed person who didn't lose time on mentioned shits.
That's me.I am gold star aroace
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