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When an morbid obese sits nude on someone’s face and rip ass.
Yo, look porky the pig is giving Rocky Mountains a chocolate surprise.
Prior to having sex with a girl, a pizza is put on. The ploy is to have sex and finish with perfect timing for the pizza to be ready. Immediately after ejaculation, the steaming hot pizza is taken out of the oven and slammed into the girls face.
Didn't get a chance to eat, I gave her a Stonebake Surprise.
When a overweight girl falls on you face and pussay taste like roast beef
Jasmine fell on my face and I got a mouthful of Meatslop Surprise
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
When someone blows you in your sleep and kisses you the morning with your cum still in their mouth.
"Bro she woke me up with the Korean Leftover Surprise, tasted gross."
"Dang bro that sucks, what's her number?"
When a male coats his flaccid dick with a mixture of onions, enchiladas, and raw egg yolk, then proceeds to stick it into any hole whilst yelling “THE OGRELORD HAS ARRIVED!”
“God damn Jenn is such a freak, she let me do the ogre ooze surprise on her last night!”
massive surprise anal insertion
my gay love interest (luke dattilo) gave me a sphincter surprise for my birthday