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When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.
Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."
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When four good friends chip in to purchase a subscription to BangBros
I really want to go on Ass Parade, but I can't afford the entire family of BangBros websites by myself. Want to go Quads on Bros with me and a couple of my boys?
Go where the bros go.....Bro Depot. Go crypto,go global.....Bro Depot. www.brodepot.com
Bro Depot,where the bros go for crypto.
A bro who happens upon every date with you and your girl, who is oblivious to boundaries, then sits in the the middle of y’all at the movies or any other possible romantic setting.
Boyfriend: I’m taking you on a gondola ride in Venice.
Girlfriend: Awe sweetie! I love you!
Later at the long anticipated gondola ride....
Boyfriend: Hey babe... Don’t look now...
Girlfriend looks up.......
Girlfriend: Are you shitting me?! You told the bro-spare!!!
A man that paves his own trail for his bros to follow, regardless of how many speed bumps there are.
IE: The bro who isn't afraid to strike out, or jump on the grenade. He is The Bro Hero.
Bro Hero: *hits on girl in-front of all her chick friends* Hey what's up baby? *immediately strikes out*
Bro Hero: *does quick match equation and realizes he has a chance with at least 1 of them and turns to the next girl and repeats the cycle* Hey what's up baby?
A male stalker that goes after other guys and is really good at it.
Don't give out your Facebook, Mike is bro stalk, he'll get your home address and rape you.
Your nigga that gets all the ratchet ass,ugly hoes but tries to make you feel like you have no bitches
Terry is such a thot bro. He thinks because he eat all that fishy coochie, that he can tell me my pull game weak.