a card that allows you to legally simp and have Gojo Satoru
“nahh thats too much Gojo for u, i banned your gojo card for a week, you get the rip off Gojo.”
“my gojo card got taken😭”
a robert card is a man who enjoys shooting ppl and is a bit crazy in the head
person1: “hey do you wanna hang out at the bowling ally with some friends?”
person2: “no i hate bowling ally’s and i hate your fucking friends if ur friends go i’m gonna shoot up the place trust me on that”
person1: “yo quit being a crazy card”
this term originates from a man named robert card who shot up a bowling ally and was a bit crazy in the head so if you or someone you know is acting a bit deranged you can call them a crazy card
person1: “hey do you wanna hang out at the bowling ally with some friends?”
person2: “no i hate bowling ally’s and i hate your fucking friends if ur friends go i’m gonna shoot up the place trust me on that”
person1: “yo quit being a crazy card”
A friend repeller
-Yo I bought a Roblox gift card!-
*goes away*
Last week I paid Ruby’s sister to buy me a Roblox Gift Card for $35. I totally overpaid!
Using the fact that you are or are about to be deployed to cheat on your girlfriend or wife.
I caught Sam using the Deployed card. He thinks because he is in Iraq, he can cybersex a lot of women behind his wife's back.
A move that women can do to shutdown men they aren't attracted to
Hey, you get her number?
nah, she pulled a lesbian card