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April 27th- National Check-Up Day.
Check-Up Day is when you make sure to double check on a friend, bestfriend, neice, cousin, sibling, parent, teacher exct; Whether they have a smile on their face or not. A smile doesn't show everything in a person nor how they are feeling. Just make sure their okay and if they are not, Cheer them up!! Brighten a day of soemones up. I think this National Day should be spread around the world so many in depression or tough things going on in their life can be checked up on and some or hopefully all of their problems can be solved and they can vent out to you (if okay with you).
Friend one: Hey what's up? What's wrong, Why are you crying?
Friend two: nothing..
Friend one: Come on it's alright you can tell me and i'm here to check up on you. It's National Check-Up Day so I really want to check-up on you and make sure you're okay!!
Friend two: *vents to them*
Friend one: See:), It will all be okay, as I said, It's National Check-Up Day. Never be scared to talk to me, I'll always be here for you or anyone i'll always make sure that their okay and you. I'm always here to cheer you up.
An action wherein a person watches another person work, without helping.
Generally standing behind the person working.
Well, I was working on my car. Johnny was just drinking my beer and checking out my ass.
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In chess, when a player checks the opposition without gaining any advantage do to a lack of foresight and/or planning.
Two moves in and you're already coming with the premature e-check-ulation?
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The most annoying phrase a person can use to assert their know-it-all "knowledge."
Republican: It is immoral, and we shouldn't be funding it!
Democrat: It should only be a choice made by that person, not an authority! And by the way, we don't fund it...private donors fund it! What do you have to say about that?
Republican: Well, last time I checked, it is against the Bible and against the law!
Democrat: Oh, really? When WAS the last time you checked?
Republican: Awhile back when I was reading the...
Democrat: Awhile back, huh? Well you know what? What you read before 1973 doesn't matter anymore, because it is in fact NOT against the law, and the Bible holds no authority because of separation of church and state!
Republican: (speechless)
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When, after a night of drinking or about to leave a friends house or party, you pat down your pockets for your three most important items.
1.Wallet
2. Cellphone
3. Keys
After a night of heavy drinking, Chris performed the three pat pocket check to make sure he had his wallet,cellphone and keys.
Jack: Hey man lets go.
Jacob: Sure, lemme do a pocket check.
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The occurence of a two check-out laugh is when two men are checking-out the same girl and catch each other.
Guy1 oooh look at those lumps
Guy2 mmmh I'd tap that
Guy1 Is that guy checking out the same girl
Guy2 Hey wait a minute is he?
All HAHAHAHAHAHA lol
Two Check-Out Laugh
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When someone credit card swipes or scratches their ass and then smells it.
The girl on the subway platfrom this morning chose the self check-out. She scatched her ass, then sniffed it. we made eye contact and she the she dove into her shame hole.
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