Bro job

When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.

Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."

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Quads on Bros

When four good friends chip in to purchase a subscription to BangBros

I really want to go on Ass Parade, but I can't afford the entire family of BangBros websites by myself. Want to go Quads on Bros with me and a couple of my boys?

bro depot

Go where the bros go.....Bro Depot. Go crypto,go global.....Bro Depot. www.brodepot.com

Bro Depot,where the bros go for crypto.

Over-Bro

noun 1. An Alpha Bro that holds dominion of other lesser bros within his social sphere.

As the Over-Bro entered the night club, the other bros parted to let him walk to the bar.

The Bro-Spare

A bro who happens upon every date with you and your girl, who is oblivious to boundaries, then sits in the the middle of y’all at the movies or any other possible romantic setting.

Boyfriend: I’m taking you on a gondola ride in Venice.

Girlfriend: Awe sweetie! I love you!

Later at the long anticipated gondola ride....

Boyfriend: Hey babe... Don’t look now...

Girlfriend looks up.......

Girlfriend: Are you shitting me?! You told the bro-spare!!!

bro hero

A man that paves his own trail for his bros to follow, regardless of how many speed bumps there are.

IE: The bro who isn't afraid to strike out, or jump on the grenade. He is The Bro Hero.

Bro Hero: *hits on girl in-front of all her chick friends* Hey what's up baby? *immediately strikes out*
Bro Hero: *does quick match equation and realizes he has a chance with at least 1 of them and turns to the next girl and repeats the cycle* Hey what's up baby?

bro slow

Telling your bro you want to take it easy.

Full of energy Eric, "Let's party!"

Tired Nathan, "Bro slow."