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The act of smoking weed.
-A homie, wanna come over and blow some trees ?
- Oh hell yeah, this work week had me hella stressed!
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When you stick your penis in the thing you pour water into and your friends are watching and joining in slowly and slowly
Christmas Tree Party is the perfect gift if you want to be pleasured
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V. To acquire and consume marijuana.
Yo, can I roll up? I'm tryin' to get my tree on.
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1) Severly worse than the <ugly stick>.
2) If you are beaten by the ugly stick you will look like Joe Jonas, if you are beaten with the ugly TREE TRUNK you will look like Kevin Jonas
3) If hit with an ugly tree trunk you will be super ugly.
1) Jon- Ha look at that celebrity! She must have been beaten with an ugly stick!
Bob- Bro are you serious right now? That is such an understatement! She was obviously beaten with an Ugly tree trunk!
Jon- Ohh gosh you are totally right. What was i thinking?
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a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head
did you see aaron's christmas tree cock?
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The awkward palm tree is similar to the awkward turtle. Just as the awkward turtle is used to acknowledge an awkward pause or silence the awkward palm tree is a discrete way to signal to your friends that you are in an awkward situation and they need to come save you. The awkward palm tree is created by letting your wrists go limp so your arms and hands form a "V" and then crossing your arms at the wrist. In certain situations it may be appropriate to shout "awkward palm tree" or hold your hands in the sign above your head as a better signal to your friends.
Creepy Guy: So how are you?
Kate: Um... I'm pretty good. How are you?
Creepy Guy: ... Do you have a boyfriend?
Kate: *awkward palm tree* Uhhh... I... Um...
Kate's Nearby Friend: Hey Kate! I really need to talk to you! Can you come over here?
Kate: Yes I can!
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a female that does anything for a dollar
ashely:Did you hear that Shannon was a dollar tree hoe
karri: Yea and I also heard that she is headjobs for a dollar!!!
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