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Example: Stacie came to school with wet turtle soup.
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Describes the state of constantly being in "awkward turtle" mode; suspecting oneself of being the cause of many awkward moments many times per day.
Girl: It's the first time I kissed a boy, but our braces got stuck together for two hours. Then his dad - who's a Baptist pastor - found us together in his room with our lips locked. We finally got unstuck because his dad ripped us apart. Then in walking home, a escaped monkey pantsed me, and a tourist saw the latter part and looked at me like I was crazy. Then I tripped on a rock and fell into the arms of this really hot guy (with my pants still down).
Other Girl: Man, you got some major awkward turtle mojo goin' on.
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An unfashionable footwear combination. Wearing thongs with socks on at the same time.
Dave ducked out to get the paper wearing his warm socks and thongs. Little did he know, people were staring at his ninja turtle toes.
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when you let your hand and arm get real ashy like turtle skin, then you jam your arm up somebodies ass and when you rip it out it cuts their asshole causing to bleed.
i was at the world series cheering my yankees on, when a phillies fan(asshole) stood up and said the yankees suck. so i did what any other yankee fan would do, i gave him the ninja turtle special
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A penis in every main orifice (mouth, pussy, anus)
We gave her the 3 eyed turtle.
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When one partner is giving another partner oral pleasure. The receiving partner intentionally or unintentionally farts and when they fart they blow watery shit all over the neck and chest of there partner. Most often found in exotic locations were visitors stomachs are not acclimated to the local fare.
John and Susie were in mexico for vacation. Johns stomach wasn't feeling well from the water and or spicy food but Susie was feeling frisky from the margaritas and she went down on John dispite his condition as susie was down town giving John the business. John thought he could relieve some preasure out the back door. To John and Susies suprise when Jhon relieved the preasure out the back door he spayed liquid shit all over her neck and chest. Thus giving Susie a Mexican Turtle Neck
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It is using the ASL word for sea turtle... which is reperasented by placing one hand on top of the other, palms down, and extending the thumbs outward rotating. The end result should look like a turtle swimming. Use this gesture when a conversation or situation becomes awkward. This is a good way to get attention of friends to either rescue you or the one making it awkward understand what they are doin.
Irving was telling me all about his pet iguana, so i was doing "awkward sea turtle" to get jessica's attention to save me.
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