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A simple fist pump used to signify success.
after the intubation was complete the jay wood fist pump was used to let everyone know it was successful.
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the definition in which the one being called a wood plank wench represents all that is good holy and incredibly sexy. The epitome of a wood plank wench in its finest (and hottest form) would be a girl named Emily. One look in her eyes and one glance at her amazing posterior will reduce even the most prude men into nothing more than steaming puddles of pure hornyness.
Josh: Kevin, man that girl Emily is such a wood plank wench.
Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.
Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!
Kevin: That fat bitch?
Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious
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the act of boning your sister when you first wake up in the morning while listing to classic rock music
Jessica : my brother Dave gave me the best West Virginia wood ive ever had before...and the song "more than a feeling" was awesome
Kyleigh : yeah my brother gave me that yesterday...he has a 7 inch cock and it better than a big black dude
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A State Park located in Lincoln Rhode Island. It is the official butthole of the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.
dooshbag " hey want to go for a swim at Lincoln Woods State Park."
dooshbag dos "nah thanks man I would rather go swim in a pool instead of a giant butthole."
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To 'bang your wood' is to mastarbate.
1. Used by teenage boys when sharing stories about mastarbating, with out having to use the word 'mastarbate' 'cos they think its funny. (They need to get a fucking life!)
2. Also used by dirty old men when talking to young women.
1. "Guess what i did last night, BANGED MY WOOD!!!!!!!!"
2. "Do you want to bang my wood young lady!?"
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Yo Alex wanna come over we’re smoking KD in the big B wood.
The word perfectly describes wearing diamond rings on your hand, while grabbing a "wood" grain steering wheel.
This term is mostly used in the Southern region of the USA, more specifically in Texas, and was popularized by the legendary Texas duo, UGK (Pimp C and Bun B) on their song, "Diamonds & Wood."
Mayne, you can't mess with my Slab, when I'm ridin' around, with my Diamonds up against that wood.