cohoes car bomb

The act of placing a shot of Crystal Palace Vodka (usually not from a shot glass but straight from the gallon sized plastic bottle) within a Milwalkees Best Beer (usually in a red SOLO cup and preferrably Ice). Usually done outdoors via the gully, baker fields, or the bike path "benches".

"Man I puked soo much, almost as bad as when I had that Cohoes Car Bomb!"

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small penis car

Also applies to humongous "manly" vehicles that are not allowed to wear dirt, let alone get driven on it. Glossy Hummers, pinstriped pickups, and similar macho-but-impractical trucks and SUVs that cruise cities and suburbs.

The Hummer is the most useless vehicle ever built; it's the ultimate small penis car.

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Natty Car Bomb

Dropping a shot of Natural Light beer into a glass of Natural Light beer and chugging it.

Damn, Elliott just dropped a Natty Car Bomb. He's going to be mildly inebriated.

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Race Car Bed

A Race Car Bed is the coolest, most radical bed ever. If you have one of these i fw you.

Damn you have a race car bed? you're super cool

Evanston Car Wash

It’s when the upperclassmen on the Northwestern University football team lather themselves up in the team shower , then stand in close quarters at the entrance to said shower and make poor performing underclassmen squeeze through them naked to get in the shower.

Those poor freshmen football players at NU were forced to run the gauntlet through the Evanston Car Wash for several years under coach Fitzgerald.

dog that caught the car

This is a person who has achieved his/her goal but doesn’t know what to do next.

After Jim Morrison had tired of being a rockstar, he was like the proverbial dog that caught the car: He didn’t know what to do next.

Penis Car Lesbian

It is Dick Van Dyke’s modern name
- Dick is a penis
- Van is a car
- Dike is a rude way of saying a lesbian

Person 1:Hey I love the Chimney man in Marry Poppins. What is his name in real life?
Person 2: Penis Car Lesbian