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Having a penis the size of a baby's. The verb form of baby dick.
My girlfriend tells her friends that I'm baby dicked.
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The consequences of having unprotecting sex resulting in an condition known as pregnancy. In nine months a small creature will emerge from the infected soul's vagina. Next time use a condom.
Oh wait, I think I might have the baby virus (damn those tarot card readings)
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A turd so big it cannot be flushed. Often the size of a meatloaf, it can be attributed to the use or abuse of opiates.
It wasn't a contest, but no one would admit to dropping the methadone baby at rehab.
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What your girlfriend hopes to achieve by "forgetting" to taker her pill, thus guaranteeing that you'll have to spend the rest of your now ruined life with her... or that you'll have to run from the law forever to avoid child support.
I caught my girlfriend flushing her pill and poking holes in all the condoms... I think she wants an anchor baby.
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Someone who may or may not piss their pants maybe, Maybe shit and c word,
StrawberryMilkASMR is a piss baby
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A large fecal mass usually , but not exclusively shepherd's crook or total bowlringer shaped and a floater.
Mark had to go, and after a mighty grunt, was pleased to feel it all come out at once. Mark looked into the toilet bowl, and beheld his magnificent SHANGHAI BABY.
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Deadbeat parent is a pejorative term referring to obligor parents of either gender that have freely chosen not to be a financially supportive parent in their children's lives.
A baby daddy was originally not a low-life, he was your boyfriend you got impregnated by, and then he got a reality check 5 years too soon for his liking, and than became a low-life because he does not want to stay home and support his donor or your ass so he left.
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