noun: a guy on discord that is annoying or stupid he gets upset very easily and most likely looks like the guy from the poler express or satin his hobbies usually include playing stupid games like rocket leag or cs go he loves balls and he is the route of all evil
oh yeah btw he really likes cars
me: I have a pic of you IRL
stupid cow: I'm suing you
everyone: goddamit cow
A weird way to say "beef"
A: Hi u wanna come over and try my homemade cow meat noodles?
B: Cow meat?? U mean beef??
A: Oh, yes
B: Eww, why would you say it like that... That's like calling milk 'cow juice'
“Twisting a cows nipples” is a phrase derived from ancient irish/celtic culture. It basically means doing something retarded.
“ damn you retard, your really “ Twisting A Cows Nipples ” at this point.
Cow shit nugget ready 4 the boken 😋
Kicked a smelly cow cookie, then got hangry: talk about random!
An exclamation for when you want to say f*ck, motherf*cker, or any word of the sort. Not only will this have you curse less, but also probably will have the people around you laugh when you say it. It's not slang yet, but it will be. If it isn't, well, gigantic scottish cow.
1. "Dude, I can't go to the party." "Why?" "Because my mom is a gigantic scottish cow." *dying of laughter, and they both feel better*
2. "Son of a gigantic scottish cow." *tears come out of his eyes as he laughs*
3. The driver stuck her middle finger up at the other driver. "Gigantic scottish cow!" *everyone stops honking to laugh at that joke*
The Christian art of slapping a certain bovine with your phallic member
Bro where you been?
Don’t worry, I Just performed a “holy chebbing cow”