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You're gonna be the sexiest mother fucker
I'm gonna be looking friday
When you spouse gets sick on Friday so you have to watch the kids all weekend. Usually last two days.
I hope my wife doesn't get Friday Flu again, I want to play golf.
Fake tan friday (ftf) is a day in which a group of friends become a group of orange friends; usually before a night out. Preparation for ftf begins the night before, giving the girls optimum tanning time before the big day. Originated in Hertfordshire.
Katherine: It's nearly Fake Tan Friday (FTF), going to do at least 4 layers
Emma: I'm not even going out, but gonna do it anyway!
Ellie: I love ftf
Katie: FTF RULES!
The tuesday you get drunk on good whisky and swap wives with your friends
Last tuesday fernando and nanci got new friday'd at tino's house
Floppa is the name given to caracals, a type of cat. An incomplete of the individual's names that are considered to be Floppa are, Gregory, Gosha, Limbo, Gia, Richter, Pumba, Adolf, Juve, Amur, Leo, Rajah, Jane, Roo, Tiffany, Gera, Plara, Mau, Maro, Matthew, and Alex.
Every Friday is dedicated to the acknowledgment and celebration of Floppa (caracals).
Please post pictures and edits of our lord and savour, Big Floppa, every Floppa Friday.
Have the right to slap or grab anyone's ass on fridays, it could be anyone, especially your therapist
"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"
TFrank Friday is the greatest holiday of the week. It is a time where all of one's trouble seem to fade away, and it's a sort of new beginning for everybody. TFrank Friday encourages degenerate activities, and should be celebrated by consuming copious amounts of beer.
"Hey man, how's the week going?" "Not great man, but hey at least it's TFrank Friday. Let's get shitfaced."