A biggby white-lightning with 5(penta) shots of espresso- and a redbull chaser.
Once you’ve had this wombo combo you’ll go ham on anything.
Bro, I’m draggin ass today, I have to go and get a penta-ham if Im gonna make it.
When fingering the vagina of your Asian girlfriend in hopes of pulling out sticky rice for dinner.
I met up with an old girlfriend for a quickie and asked her if I can include a SPAM & HAM before completing appropriate intercourse activities.
something that is amazing; wonderful
Omg! Slap the ham! ✋🏻🥩
When a women that your having sex with has a stinky vagina.
Damn Megan had that Stinky Ham I couldn’t even fuck her no more.
A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where two females, in the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, decide the conversation’s not working and what they really want is to straight down to business: aggressively rubbing their vulvas - ‘hams’ - together on the sofa.
Mark: hey Steph, boring weekend huh? You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Stephanie: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.
A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where to lesbians, within the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, aggressively rub their vulvas (‘hams’) together on the sofa.
Dave: hey steph, boring weekend huh?
You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Steph: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.
A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.
I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.