The process of achieving Christmas Ham stuck between your teeth.
Look at that fool, he's all Ham Toothed 3 weeks after Christmas.
Euphemism for a female rectum...
"I could totally go to town on her ham daisy..."
When your a chubby guy standing up getting a blow job and your gut is resting on the Blow job givers head.
I was standing up getting a blow job and I rested my Ham Hat on her head !
When you go over to a friend's house, down 8 shots in a row, then try to shit in the middle of his house.
Brandi is scared to come over because she thinks Grant will perform his famous Ham Split.
when some fucker has gone off their chops, or their is repetitively something gangshit happening.
wow, he's goin ham
her hairs gonin ham
When you put peanut butter on your vagina to feed your dog.
She was so lonely she gave her dog the PB & Ham dinner. It was mutually satisfying.