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ham closet

The snatch

9hh baby I love your ham closet

by Ham closet October 8, 2021


Ham Toothed

The process of achieving Christmas Ham stuck between your teeth.

Look at that fool, he's all Ham Toothed 3 weeks after Christmas.

by BoomChild January 11, 2013


Ham Daisy

Euphemism for a female rectum...

"I could totally go to town on her ham daisy..."

by goatsbane June 17, 2009


Ham Hat

When your a chubby guy standing up getting a blow job and your gut is resting on the Blow job givers head.

I was standing up getting a blow job and I rested my Ham Hat on her head !

by MUFDVR4LIFE March 23, 2021


Ham Split

When you go over to a friend's house, down 8 shots in a row, then try to shit in the middle of his house.

Brandi is scared to come over because she thinks Grant will perform his famous Ham Split.

by Dick Thieman January 3, 2016


goin ham

when some fucker has gone off their chops, or their is repetitively something gangshit happening.

wow, he's goin ham
her hairs gonin ham

by riverkatedick November 15, 2019


PB & Ham

When you put peanut butter on your vagina to feed your dog.

She was so lonely she gave her dog the PB & Ham dinner. It was mutually satisfying.

by PB&Ham Sandwich November 13, 2019