Bing Moment

During conversation, a word or phrase may be said that makes you automatically think of something else you recently came across and you then blurt out the information, although it may have no relevance to the present discussion.

Such as on the Bing search engine adverts. A side effect of search overload syndrome.

"I'm going to see New Young Pony Club at a festival this summer!"

"My little cousin has just started at a pony club, she's 6 years old."

"You just had a Bing moment!"

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animé moment

The observationally random act of wistfully staring at a distant point in the room, usually lost in introspective or emotional thought. The perceived animé likeness depends on how much the individual actually resembles a cartoon character.

#1. *stares into space*
#2. -so I told him. Hey. Are you even listening?
#1. *blinks* Sorry, animé moment.

#1. *waves hand over friend's face* - Animé moment?

#1. He's so... *glazes over*
#2. Animé moment!

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Precious moment

The act of making a fool of yourslef in public.

Did you just hear that guy, he asked if everyone has ancestors!
Yeah girl that was a precious moment right there.

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caught in the moment

When you're jerkin it and it feels so good that you forget where you are

Goddam I was choking my chicken and it was so nice that I got caught in the moment and now I need to buy some new sheets

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matrix moment

Attempting to perform or succeeding in performing an act that completely defies the laws of reason, physics and humanity. Anything done on "Jack-Ass" or in the movie The Matrix. AKA...don't try this one at home kids.

....said to friend sprawled on ground in serious pain...."Dude you must have had a serious matrix moment to think you could land that jump."

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Skibidi Moment

Skibidi Moment is when someone sings the meme "Skibidi Bop Yes Yes".

Person 1: I did a Skibidi Moment.

Person 2: noice.

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Boomer moment

When someone acts or (more typically) speaks under the assumption that their perspective couldn't possibly be missing anything.

I tried to tell my boss that his idea wasn't practical, but he was having a boomer moment and wouldn't listen.

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