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When a burger gets burnt to the point of ash.
Person 1: hey bro that burger looks kinda burnt
Person 2: yeah it’s a Jew Burger.
Also known as "Mighty Putty"; the cheaper alternative to fixing something to make it last longer rather than breaking down to purchase the item new more expensive replacement.
Comes in a cylinder shape which you then cut, knead, and mold to the broken object. Hardens to concrete strength.
"That guy is so cheap he used Jew Putty to hold the door handle of his car together!"
A house during the month of December that's not decorated for Christmas
Since Thomas didn't have any Christmas decorations outside of his house, people would walk past his home and call it a jew house.
cd containers that have been blessed by a rabbi
I returned from the synagogue today with my jew spindles so that I could organize my seinfeld collection.
A test of whenever somebody drops any amount of coins, or someone finds a coin on the ground. A person who picks up and keeps the money fails the jew check, and is hereby a jew. Upon finding or dropping a coin, a person will often say “jew check” jokingly or as a challenge to a friend.
Tom:*drops a nickel* “Whoops, jew check.”
Ben:*picks up the nickel* “This is mine now.”
Tom:”What a jew”
The last pin standing after you bowl your first ball.
She threw her ball and hit 9 pins,"Darn jew pin!"
When Abdirahman thinks every goal is a Jew goal
"Mahad which synagogue do you attend? Rabbi Wenger would be proud of that Jew goal"