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Also known as "Mighty Putty"; the cheaper alternative to fixing something to make it last longer rather than breaking down to purchase the item new more expensive replacement.
Comes in a cylinder shape which you then cut, knead, and mold to the broken object. Hardens to concrete strength.
"That guy is so cheap he used Jew Putty to hold the door handle of his car together!"
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When a burger gets burnt to the point of ash.
Person 1: hey bro that burger looks kinda burnt
Person 2: yeah it’s a Jew Burger.
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An average Jewish person. Usually is offended by the slightest things.
Me: Hitler did nothing wrong
Jeremy Jew: TRIGGERED
Me: lol chill
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A method relating to Jews being burnt... mirrors that of a hash Brown being made in Mc Donald's but instead, the Jews getting cooked
Osama - "Hitler hunny, are my jew browns done yet?"
Hitler - "Osama babes, calm your turban you curry muncher... these Jews are abit wriggley... Let me chop their arms off and I'll make you your Jew brown"
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cd containers that have been blessed by a rabbi
I returned from the synagogue today with my jew spindles so that I could organize my seinfeld collection.
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The act of shamelessly stealing jokes, ideas, concepts or styles from another person and passing them off as your own for personal and financial gain.
Brendon: "Josh consistently posts the funniest and most original things on his Twitter account."
Rane: "No dude - he's a total biter. He's mastered the Art of Fat Jewing."
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The last pin standing after you bowl your first ball.
She threw her ball and hit 9 pins,"Darn jew pin!"
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