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fag cunt
absolute wanker cunt
suck a fat nigga dick
nathans a fat fag wanker cunt who lkes to suck fat nigga dicks
Nathan is a not a very confident person, he has no style and no dating experience. He will get with any girl because he has low self esteem. He will say things that are not true because once again he has LOW SELF ESTEEM. Also he is bitchless. They are really weeby and only can make friends with people younger than them. Also he has no personality.
'omg wtf did you just get with nathan"
"Is nathan that weeb kid down the corner, i think he did my homework for me once"
A Nathan is someone who is 5’1 and weighs no more than 94lbs. They’re someone who can’t take a joke, lives off of mommy and daddy’s money, and is in a constant state of denial. You’d have to stoop to their level both physically and in terms of standards to date one; rocking the classic brown hair blue eyes stereotype, Nathan is one of the fugliest people you’ll ever meet and his presence alone is enough to make cyanide look appetizing. Being enabled by his parents his entire life has caused him to develop a severe case of victim mentality, and despite being the problem, will walk away and cry in hopes of being comforted. He’s an annoying individual who watches Percy Jackson without headphones and lacks the ability to talk to women outside of the ones who live in his house (his mom and his dog). Despite needing to change, he probably won’t; Nathans seem to lack the emotional capacity to recognize their own mistakes. They’re immature, loud, bad at geometry, and going to end up by themselves because spending too much time around a Nathan can cause suicidal thoughts. Needing the validation of the people around them, Nathans are emotionally and mentally draining. His friends most definitely have a diss track written about him.
Life skills: none
Bitches: none
Person A: “I feel nothing but contempt when I look at Nathan.”
Person B: “It’s giving ‘probably going to die alone.’”
Nathan : likes the balls of guys named Curtis and swimming with toasters
Who is that guy he’s eating bbc while his hands are tied with a toaster cord he must be a nathan
"Oh you know that Nathan guy?"
"Yeah! He's Mia's boyfriend, they started dating on the 25th of November 2020!"
literally is super gay but tries to hide it by hanging out with the popular kids and he stares everywhere with his big giant eyes
Person 1: Nathan is such a f*g
Person 2: IKR