your asshole

You.

Your asshole better shut the fuck up or we're gonna have a serious motherfuckin problem - right NOW.

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your face

- A phrase equivilent to the middle finger. An insult, to make fun of, usually meaning 'you suck', to point fun of someone's looks or appearance. Mostly used a friendly gesture to make fun of a friend in a non-demeaning manner.
- Also can be used by placing your palm under someone's chin and saying 'Your face...It reeks'

Example 1 :
Friend 1 - 'Hey Guys, you like my new shirt?'
Friend 2 - 'Tim it's an extra small, your face'

Example 2 :
'Dude, you're playing too slow, you're emo...your face...It reeks'

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is that your phone?

When someone is sitting on a guy's lap or dancing on him, but he gets hard but they mistake it for a mobile device.

"is that your phone?"
"no I just have a boner rn"

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YOUR NAN

A better come back than "YOUR MOM"

Person1:what time is it.

Person2:YOUR NAN

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Your Nan

Your Nan is a defensive word that can overrule and win any argument.

Man: "You suck"
Me: "Your Nan"
Man: "I'm sorry"

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your mom

a very cheering up joke used whereever

"ay what you do in science class yesterday?"

"your mom"

"*sighs*"

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your mom

its what Jay does every morning

Jay did your mom in the morning

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