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That pose you do when you accidentally fall on your crush and you’re in this sexual pose and you try to get up but you just keep touching them ak
Oh damn I’m in a ham sandwich right now
The act of interlocking buttcheeks.
Jaime and Bailey made hamsandwiches all night.
Jaime's prefers a dry hamsandwich, but Bailey likes a wet ham sandwich.
The act of interlocking buttcheeks.
Mark and Tyler made a ham sandwich last night.
The correct unit for measuring ham.
Maddie - "I'm so full, I ate like four cups of ham at dinner. How many cups of ham did you eat?"
Ian - "I only ate about one cup of ham."
When fingering the vagina of your Asian girlfriend in hopes of pulling out sticky rice for dinner.
I met up with an old girlfriend for a quickie and asked her if I can include a SPAM & HAM before completing appropriate intercourse activities.
something that is amazing; wonderful
Omg! Slap the ham! ✋🏻🥩
When a women that your having sex with has a stinky vagina.
Damn Megan had that Stinky Ham I couldn’t even fuck her no more.