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A phrase used when something amazing, miraculous, something thought to be impossible, etc. had happened.
"Dude, try this: Make a fist with your left hand and squeeze your left thumb. Then put your right finger down your throat. NO GAG REFLEX!"
"Mother of God..."
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smoking a plethora of weed that you are so high you experince an enlightening trip from the gods and, and get blessed by the most based of gods
I was smoking with the gods on sunday, we ended up getting lost in the forest after dark. #hustle
when you're so shook that you're in the sky with the gods.
excessive shookness.
A term used to express excessive shookness.
Brenda got fired today, shook to the gods
The G-rated version of a “fuck-ton.”
I don’t need anymore; I’ve already had a God’s Plenty.
One's own firm turd used for writing, generally on a public restroom wall.
Well, we turned up to the board meeting, and someone had used God's pencil to write their name on the board table.
Our God is a large rooster, who lots of people praise to. There are numerous hate groups against them, however, the Our God supporters ignore them and are generally a lot cooler than them. Such hate groups are "OUR GOD Haters" which fell apart after a day, "PEKINGESE" which is one guy with a hairy dog, and OMEN, who OUR GOD supporters captured.
Loser) Howdy, who are you?
Chad) I'm OUR GOD SUPPORTER #11
Loser) Well, I hate OUR GOD!
Chad) Fuck you too!
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The Almighty Sandwich God. He controls all the Sandwich slaves, the sandwich farmers, and everyone else sandwich related. He has the ability to turn people into sandwiches. Can also simply poke someone and that person will have a brain tumor. (Only way to protect yourself from that is to wear a beanie or have a lot of hair) He is the Almighty Sandwich God and no one will get in his way. Not even his freckle fetish.
Dying Man: uhhhhhhh
Dying Man's friend: What do you think could have caused this?
Dying Man: I don't think what caused this, i know.
*pulls friend in closer* It was Sandwich God, he did "The Poke"
Dying Man's friend: *Gasp*