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A national holiday every sunday celebrating silky sharks
Tom: What day is it?
Edd: Silky shark sunday
Tom: OH NO
National holiday every Friday celebrating Frilled sharks
Matt: Yo what day is it?
Frank: Its frilled shark friday dawg
Matt: HELL YEAH
Hugely hung. swims in, conquers and swims out. Overuses teeth. Only speaks french (Canadian)
I was sharked by a Canadian last night. I'm on the hunt for a Canadian Shark.
Stroking a female against the hair grain to test if she's gotten a close shave. Apparently sharks are slippery one way and rough the opposite.
Ah, you're from France. Mind if I do a little "shark pet" before this evening's shenanigans?
The act in which a girl gives you blue balls and you are so horny that you jerk off on the drive home.
Boy 1: The principals daughter gave me blue balls so bad I had to rub one off on the way home.
Boy 2: That’s called a shark fin!
A mountain bike feature leading into a jump with a lip at a 45 degree angle. Leads to a sideways jump and requires the rider to twist his bike mid-air to prepare for the landing. The feature sticks out of the ground like the fin of a shark that's crossing the trail.
Rider 1: Dude, see me send the shark fin??
Rider 2: Totally. That was sick, bro!
When your a disgusting junkie
I saw the shark bag whore at Shoprite yesterday she was flippy flopping all over the fish aisle.