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When a guy or girl take a massive shit into their sexual partners mouth
I gave Jimmy a chocolate surprise last night
When someone blows you in your sleep and kisses you the morning with your cum still in their mouth.
"Bro she woke me up with the Korean Leftover Surprise, tasted gross."
"Dang bro that sucks, what's her number?"
The official term used to describe an event where the boss comes in sick and then shares it with everyone, despite knowledge that he is contagious.
Stemming from the October Surprise of Donald J Trump who contracted the deadly coronavirus and subsequently participated in multiple interactions with colleagues unaware of his existing positive diagnosis, infecting numerous members of his administration.
"Hey Tina, our CEO Jim sure gave us an October Surprise with his awful cold this week. Half of the marketing team is on mandatory PTO now. He still wants to meet with you in person tomorrow about those sales reports, though. I recommend a hazmat suit..."
grinch with his dick out riding a candy cane dildo. Made by Javon Speller, vonnnnster on twitch
bro did u see Von made the green surprise 2?
When you get home on your birthday, and all your mates are banging your misses.
I had the best orange surprise party this year’s birthday.
The act of sucking and fucking a transgirl at the same time.
He was trying to get her attention, so he gave her the Mreasydeck surprise.
The act of sucking and fucking a transwoman or femboy at the same time.
I gave my girlfriend the Mreasydeck surprise and she loved it.