Toilet Rash: When a person, usually in shorts or a skirt, exits the restroom with visible imprints of the toilet on their legs and/or cheeks.
Her toilet rash made it obvious she had spent a great deal of time in the restroom.
A sentence used on a night out by myself but it could easily become a thing.Used in the context of getting sick etc when one of your mates who’s not the best singer etc is offering to sing for your group of friends.
Don’t sing mate because this will send me straight to the toilet.
Usually a crack head running around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for money to support their habit.
The Toilet Bandit struck again, the valves are gone!
Dusty: i dont tan i burn
Person 2: you're such a pussy toilet dusty stfu
Dusty: I don't tan, I burn
Person 2: you're such a pussy toilet dusty stfu
A word that describes having the worst dump of your life that it hurts
"IM HAVING TOILET PAIN RIGHT NOW AHHHHHH"
When someone tries to help you out for free with no strings attached (like finding a wallet in a restroom)
Rob was looking for a job so I attempted to extend a toilet room wallet by telling him my job was hiring