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When you flick the very tip of a man’s penis
To wake my sober Daniel up , I liberty belled him
A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.
Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan
When a person with blue balls gets the larger one squeezes so hard they yell.
I did the bell side when domming someone yesterday. He yelled so loud he almost passed out.
The Bum-Bell-Bee broken down for y'all
BUM - when someone is going to enter your anus with a schlong of sort and expands your asshole
BELL - When someone proceeds to drop a big fuck of bell on your cock and balls
BEE - When a swarm of hornets then enters your broken anal cavity causing it to bleed relentlessly
Girl - So how was it?
Girl 2 - It was great I gave him a Bum-Bell-Bee
When someone eats too much food, resulting in a full stomach. See also full belly, stuffed, full.
Jarrod: 'I have a full bell.'
Chelsey: 'I don't want to know what that means.'
When a guy anal fucks a chick in a Santa costume.
For Christmas I did Santa's bells with my girlfriend.