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When you blow the apprentice and tell everyone.
Hey Dan meet Pollock, hes new, time for a dirty dan
When u bite of a ear and cum in there ear and use it as a shot glass and whilst she snaps your boner in half
Ima give u a dirty dan u saucy girl
The dirty Dan is where a woman sucks your penis and toe fucks your arse at the same time
Also, once you cum, the cum is then used for face cream
"Man I had sick time last night"
"What were you up to gerald"
"My girl gave me a dirty Dan"
"Thats fucking grim mate"
Violently shoving your hand in lube and fisting someone called Rossi
I saw Steven do a dirty dan
Fuck a bitch in the ass just to pull out mid stroke to switch holes and cum in her pussy
Jeez, Harry pulled a dirty dan on me. Now I need to get a pregnancy test
The fucking jackass who keeps calling me Pinwheel Larry despite him knowing that I am the real Dirty Dan.
"I'm the real Dirty Dan"
"No I'm the real Dirty Dan"
A middle aged man who visits the local bar 3+ times a week and usually gets a little too fucked up
“Dirty Dan had a rough night at Squires last night”
“Pat stop fiddling with your sister and get your old man a beer” -Dirty Dan