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Passage in the Book of Holy Burnination which reads thusly: "And Trogdor, the burninator laid fire upon ye unsuspecting peasants. Trogdor saw the burnination, and all was good."
Dude, we need to twelve three some holy herb.
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A somewhat large, shiny, and expensive novelty paperweight.
Joe: Hey man, you gonna play your Wii this weekend?
Jack: What're you talking about? I can't even find a Wii anywhere, you idiot!
Joe: Hey, what's that ginormous thing on your desk?
Jack: Ah, it's called a PlayStation 3. See, I needed something to hold down all my extra money—so I went out and bought this thing. Turns out once I bought it, I actually didn't need it anymore.
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Probably one of the crappiest, shittiest, shits i have ever heard of and seen. First of all, what the hell is sony doing in the gaming buisness? Second of all, why does a system need a dvd player? ("But the ps3 can change into birthstone colors every month! That is sooooo cool") BULLSHIT! Who gives a shit about a system that can change color. Big deal. I take shits that have better color than that.
Now that the sony playstation 3 can play dvds, subsitute as a computer, change colors every month, will it wipe my ass, trim my hair and do brain surgery?
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3 December give a girl you hoodie.
It’s not that hard just give a girl your hoodie on the 3 December.
The day u tell ur bf/gf how much u adore them and be brutally honest of how u feel about them
Gf- I love u so much u mean everything to me I wouldn’t know what to do without u I want u to stay with me forever
Bf-aww Want to stay with u too..wait is it January 3rd?
Gf-maybe
National Florence Pugh Day! It's the actress' birthday and the perfect time to celebrate how incredible she is. Happy Birthday Flo!
It's January 3, Flo's birthday!
A day where everyone starts to get sad because it's January.
Hey it's January 3rd. January 3rd makes me feel sad and empty because Christmas is over.