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Like road rage, only it occurs in a shopping center/grocery store while driving carts instead of cars.
It's that feeling you have toward the fat lady, who is parked directly in the middle of the isle, making it completely impossible to pass her on either side. You know she is just trying to decide if she should go with diet coke instead of regular, just so she can get more twinkies and so doesn't see you or care that you're trying to get by.
When you have to stiffle the urge to ram them or even to say "excuse me" because you KNOW it'll come out more like "Get the FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU DUMB BITCH!!"
It's the slow old people, the ones that cut you off, the ones that are completly lost, the ones that don't use blinkers (ok, so carts don't have blinkers, but in this state of mind you think they should) etc
I had to leave Wal-Mart. Yeah I forgot a few things, but there were so many people in there, I knew I was having a bad case of shopping cart rage coming on.
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The erection of a manatee that seems to bob up and down because of rage naturally.
Look at how graceful that raging manatee boner looks flopping around.
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The color one's penis becomes when they are masturbating and suddenly become enraged
John: Dude I was jerking off yesterday when I found out Becky was cheating on me and my dick turned a weird shade of red.
Brandon: Sounds like Raging Erection Red to me.
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The pointless frustration and retarded anger that comes from failing at doing the simplest things: I.E. tying your shoes, cooking pasta, buckling your seatbelt, reading a book, all that good shit.
"GOD DAMMIT THIS JAR OF PICKLES IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO OPEN RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE"
"Whoa man, chill out! You just have a bad case of Snuggie Rage!"
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When a individual who suffers from facebook Fever has trouble accessing the facebook website resulting in a onslaught of verbal profanity and or physical damage to the offending computer or its components.
When my girlfriend (who has a bad case of Facebook Fever) couldn’t access her facebook login she exploded with "Facebook Rage." A verbal tirade laced with excessive profanity well simultaneously slamming the computer mouse over and over again against the computer desk.
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when you drink rage before your workout. and you exceed your expectations due to you being hopped up on caffeine
man i just squatted 1,000lbs today...It was such a Rage out!
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When google can't supply the answer to your problems on the first page, so you throw your computer or break your phone.
Guy 1: what happened to your phone?
Guy 2: Google rage.
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