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There's no good way to say this, crab aids is coming for all of us. There is no cure and it can not be stopped. the best thing you can do for your family is spread awareness and hope you die quickly
yo andrew i just wanted to inform you that last wednesday before we had gay sex i met a crab at the beach and we made sweet sweet gay crab love, and well i just got tested and i have crab aids.
A crude term for an individual with an alarmingly large number of STD/STIs or love bugs, regardless of whether they show signs of them or not.
Shit Monkey: "That whore of a man, Testicle Tim, has slept around so much that he's finally contracted every STD known to man."
Fuckhead Fred: "Hey, he be gots them 50 Shades of AIDS!"
Shit Monkey: "You fucking dumbass, there are way more VDs than AIDS."
Adjective: Egregiously horrible circumstance or feeling.
Noun: A disease in which there is a severe loss of the body's cellular immunity, greatly lowering the resistance to infection and malignancy...but in ones balls.
Adjective: He watched his dad get hit by a bus. Talk about a ball-aids day!
Noun: Don't mess around with those crazy rich Asians. That's how you get the ball aids.
When someone is absolutely convinced that iPhones are the only smartphone option, iPads are the only tablet in the market, and Macs or Macbooks are the only laptop worth considering, they have drank the Cupertino Kool-Aid (also known as the "Apple juice".
Derrick is seriously obsessed with his Apple products. He considers Android users as sub-human. The boy has really drank the Cupertino Kool-Aid.
What many people say when they fail a test or experience a similar feeling.
Dude 1: UGH AIDS
Dude 2: What? Why are you shouting?
Dude 1: I FAILED MY TEST!!!!!11
DUDE 2: WHAT SERIOUSLY? THAT'S LITERALLY CANCER, SHIT
The most ghettoest person you will ever meet in your LIFE.
Let's go over to my friend Kool-Aid Andrea's house.
Cranial aids, (aids transferred orally) are one of the deadliest STD’s we know of. Cranial aids have about a 75% death rate and currently there are no known cures for the disease. Cranial aids can be transferred via sucking dick, eating pussy, and eating ass. It’s important to take caution when sucking dick, eating pussy, eating ass. Ways to avoid contracting the disease are making sure you’re wearing dentures, esophagus blockers, and semen evaporators. It’s important to be tested at least once every 6 months to be as safe as possible.
“I just gave that little boy cranial aids! What a dumbass!”