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The modern globalised world leaves little time for essential activities like sleeping, shitting or even masturbating. So in Hong Kong, they have developed a break that encompasses all of these needs.
To take a 21st century party break, you must be at a party, need a shit, a nap and a wank.
In the toilet, start by masturbating and at the moment of climax, pass the stool (also known as poobating) to maximize pleasure and efficient use of time. This is followed by a 10min power nap after which you may rejoin the party, back in the game.
"Guys, I'm exhausted, I didn't even get time to go to the toilet at work today! but this party looks cool, that hot chick keeps giving me the eye"
"Dude, you should go for a 21st Century party break"
"Sorry guys, I'm so tired, I need to go for a 21st Century party break before I can get down with you."
"FML, my day sucked, I'm going for a 21st Century Party Break."
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The day you break up with your girlfriend. The official date is February 13, so that you can save the cost of flowers and candy normally expected on the next day by the girlfriend. Spend the money on yourself and enjoy IBUD day.
"International break up day" will free up some money this year. On Valentine's day, I will reward myself with a Bass Boat, Harley, or Hooker. I deserve it because I am a financial genius. Long live IBUD day!
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This is a very tactical NFL Play Commonly used when in need of scoring. The Quarterback attempts to break free of the rule of no running. This can be achieved in a number of ways. One he can walk slowly as to avoid suspicion. Also he can pass the ball. Passing the ball is generally favored but the quarterback needs to score at all costs no matter what. This is what makes the Jail break Blitz so unique. Once the Quarterback has scored celebration will emit from the team. This strategy must only be used in certain situations such as scoring or making ground.
Roland: Barry used the Jail Break Blitz and scored a try!
Steve: Holy smokes he attempted it? Was he trying to score some points? or is he just a crazy person
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an act that occurs when best friends or just one of them loses interest in the other, normally followed by a grieving period but for some people its not necessary
If she continues this rude behavior I will have to Best Friend Break Up with her.
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The act in which someone spends more time than usual in the restroom because in the process of relieving themselves, they also use the time to check social media.
Girl 1: Damn girl, what took you so long in the bathroom?
Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.
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YOU FOOL YOU FELL FOR IT, THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK...BREAKING THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM
Russian phrase mostly used to describe places that are really hard to get to/get through
This road is so broken that the devil breaks his leg