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A group of friends get together and target the outcast of the group by diverting his attention then take turns urinating and defecating all over his vehicle. Special attention is paid to glass surfaces, door handles, and fresh air intake. Plausible deniability comes into play when the friend returns to find his car dripping with urine and covered in unintelligible messages written in poo. The group unanimously blames the mess on the neighbors service monkey.
Dude, looks like you just got a Polish Car Wash. Who did you piss off and how you gonna clean that turd out from under the door handle?
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A code word for smoking weed
Dude are we going to see that sweet fraggelstick car tonight?
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A car that can complete a quarter mile starting from a standstill in 10 seconds or less
packed with 620 horses, the ferrari 599 gtb fiorano flies by the quarter mile marker making it a 10 second car
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Spicing up sex by making race car noises while fucking. Both partners are encouraged to participate, although only the male is able to shift gears, using his partners tits. Inspired by Jeff Gordon.
Ingrid Vandebosch: Jeff, what the fuck are you doing?
Jeff Gordon: vrooooom, vrrrrrrrrrrrooooooom
Ingrid Vandebosch: YES! Shift into fifth baby!
Jeff: VRRRRRROOOOOOOOOM
Diana Patrick: NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR...race car sex!
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literally complains about why oils are bad, gases smells bad, engine is a waste of money, and it cost to buy a engine car when flexxing about your tesla and owing a tesla is exensive. Even tho they can get lost out of sight, die during winter, die on highways like chevorlette trucks, and no sounds.
Average electric car owner: "haha gas" poor person !!!!!!LOL OIL!!!!!!!!!
Average classic 50s engine car drivers: Companies has gotten lazy. Electric car ownershas no proof why it's better than old
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Bob: your car's getting pretty dirty--you should get it washed
Joe: Nah, I'll just wait for a Seattle car wash
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A sexual act involving 6 guys and 1 participant (male, female or any kind of animal). The first guy pisses on the participants face while the second guy flops his penis on the face to wipe all of the pee off. The next guy then blows a hot steamy load on the participants face (this acts as the coat of wax) while the fourth guy flops his floppy wiener on the face to get all of the hot cum off of it. Finally, the fifth guy spits on the participants face (nothing beats a good spit shine!) and the last guy will fart in the face for a real nice air dry effect. The person (or animal) going through the car wash can either crawl, or be pulled through on a skateboard (usually depending on whatever tradition dictates in your region.)
Hey Pete, tell John we should give that girl a California Car Wash later. Do you think we can round up another 3 guys?
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