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Currently, the inadvisability of seeking a stranger online.
Her chronic belief that she'd discover a perfect man through the Internet was relegated, for the foreseeable future, to nonline dating.
Taking a lover out into the wilderness where few vehicles can travel, ( impressing them) therefor leaving them aroused and ready to test the durability of the backseat.
Hey babe I think tonight would be a beautiful night for a jeep date, it'll be fun!
Two endurance athletes start the date with a run lasting a few miles, they then proceed to have sexual intercourse in a public place as part of their run. They then run back to where they started and have sex again more aggressively to prove their endurance to one another.
I also run half marathons, should we have a running date?
noun *offensive*
(*highly offensive*) a person who has been single for years (at least 2), and never dated anyone else
(*dated, vulgar slang*) a stupid or contemptuous person
**ORIGIN**
The use of this word is known today to be one of the most offensive words in the wizarding community behind mudblood. Its use has been used to offend “the lovesick” or those with disability (see retard). Since 2015, the Ministry of Magic marked this word as offensive, especially in schools and public offices. Its nature is meaning that a person who says this word with malicious intent will risk offending victims due to the tragedy occurred on October 19th, 2015.
Professor McGonagall: We will be learning how to transform animals into engagement rings.
(Professor continues speaking to class as one student, Draco Malfoy, turns to his classmate, Vincent Crabbe).
Draco Malfoy: guess why Kermit the Frog will never get a girlfriend?
Vincent Crabbe: Why?
Draco Malfoy: Because he is a fucking date-traitor.
(Malfoy scoffs in laughter, McGonagall turns.)
Professor McGonagall: What the hell did you just say? Malfoy? Fifty points will be taken from each of you in Slytherin. And on top of that, you will receive detention.
Those dreaded 5-to-10 days of the month when a girl has to deny "downstairs access" to the special guy in her life.
Horny stud: I try to time my monthly visits to my gal's house so that I don't arrive during her sexual blackout dates.