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A 30 year white virgin with a heavy beard wants to met someone new so they clean shave there beard but forget to shave there side burns and they look fuckin retarded
“Yo mr Phillips is a deviled egg with side burns”
“I know sad right”
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When your girl is on her menstrual cycle and she is bleeding . Then you have sex till you cum inside her bleeding vagina but you keep on having sex till the two mix. Then you pull your dick out and make her suck the mixture off of your dick.
Stacy hasn't talked to me all week after I did The devil went down to Georgia on her.
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(verb): to choose between two alternative options, but none of which suit your immediate purposes in life or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you, at least atm
mother: Daniel I found out yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class to make something out of yourself or you can move the hell out of my house onto welfare. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court
Daniel: whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.
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Anything you can do, I can do better
If trump can be banned, the devil can be canned is a useful euphemism
Although the meat or offer that God offers is not as tempting at the deliciously tempting cookies the devil offers, the devil's offer of cookies will leave you with consequences like obesity and diabetes while God's offer of meat will leave you with nutrients and more benefits in the long run.
You should really look at your options much closer, after all, god sends meat and the devil sends cookies.
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(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or whose none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.
mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; the ball is now in your court
Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.
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(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.
mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get a trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court
Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.
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