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giraffe disease

different spots on your body that are peeling after a tan or laying out; looks like giraffe spots

I have giraffe disease from going to Florida.

by beccaaameyyer July 12, 2014


North Korean Bum Disease

This is when your bum swells up really badly and can cause huge pain. Its caught from smelling the farts of someone who already has North Korean Bum Disease. Can be treated with around 2 years of bum supplements.

Went to North Korea for a quick fuck, hope I don't catch North Korean Bum Disease.

by BumDisease101 April 6, 2018


the idiot disease

a disease where ur brain does not work

bro he has the idiot disease dont go near or else you will get infected

by monkedudelol March 30, 2022


bathroom disease

Any disease or digestive problems involving regular bodily maintenance/functions. These tasks may often be revolting to others or embarassing for the afflicted person leading to the task being performed in the privacy of bathroom stall.

I will not be constrained by another bathroom disease! That's why I choose...""

by Joelseph August 22, 2017


Test Disease

Test disease is a contractible disease caused by getting these TESTICLES IN UR EYES LMFAOOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣

Santa was washing her face but got test disease.. I wonder how that happened.”

by santasucksballs May 21, 2021


Singer's Disease

The pseudo-diagnosis of choice among certain physicians of Riddle Memorial Hospital's Emergency Room. This condition, only seen in adolescent, musically-inclined females, is characterized by chest pain, heart palpitations and shortness of breath. However, these symptoms are only present in singers, as only they are self-aware enough to recognize them.

So I just got back from the hospital... They say it's Singer's Disease.

by DrToolBag June 5, 2011


Discord disease

When an average discord user becomes infected with a glitch where one is unable to hear and/or speak in the voice chat even after deleting the app or restarting the computer.

Help I can’t hear Bernard I think he had discord disease

by Nickiminajisthequeen May 1, 2021