v. The act of sexting or phone sex over Facebook chat
1: Hey Betty! Guess who I was Facebook fucking yesterday?
2: idk! Was it Evan?
1: omg! Yeah!
2: oh boo, you whore.
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someone who makes a facebook page and never checks it.
the opposite of somebody who has a farmville.
Wow my brother has a facebook but never gets on. he is such a deadbeat facebooker.
deadbeat
facebook
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1)When Facebook makes you do something.
E.g When Facebook at first gives you a choice to upgrade your profile, but then says it will upgrade your profile in a few days. When the old version works fine and you like it, and wish to keep it.
Dave: I don't want to upgrade my profile, I like the old one.
Fred: I know, but they are automatically upgrading everyone in a couple of days if you haven't already done it yourself.
Dave: Bullsh*t, that's Facebook Fascism
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Verb. The act of denying a friend request via Facebook. It can also be used in the past-tense form, 'Facebook slammed.'
Random Person: May I be your friend?
Me: Absolutely not. FACEBOOK SLAM.
Me: Hey man, I totally just Facebook slammed that bitch back to Kean University.
Friend: Serves 'em right.
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The tinted back window of a Latino's car that is adorned with various names, stenciled faces, and RIP messages.
The Mexican Facebook page on the back of that El Camino has four different faces on it.
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When you leave the room forgetting to close your Facebook and your friend updates your status to say something gay/embarrassing/uncool.
Seth Hummer: just gave my first blow job. It was the best thing i have ever done with my mouth.
Justin Chelf: wtf hummer, you faggot.
Seth Hummer: somebody's been Facebook shaggin' me.
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A couple that seems to only date through facebook and not in the real world.
Brittany and Adam seem like their not even going out!
yea they have a total facebook relationship
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