double-first-cousin

Double-cousin or double-1C:
1- Child of their parent’s full sibling with the other parent’s full sibling.
2- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and four grandparents in common.

My double-first-cousin is a good person.

double-first cousin

Child of a person's maternal aunt (mother’s sister) with that same person's paternal uncle (father’s brother) or child of a person's paternal aunt (father’s sister) with that same person's maternal uncle (mother’s brother).

My double-first cousin is a good person.

First-World Christianity

When the majority of even lower-middle class believers in developed countries selfishly focus on their perceived lack and discontent, who already live in abundance and comfort, compared to their brothers and sisters who are struggling to put food on the table or feed their families.

Be it on rising costs of living, influx of immigrants, or access to abortion and fertility clinics, what percentage of the faithful in America are often guilty of practicing a form of faux or first-world Christianity?

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Rusty First Hand

The "First" part is referring to the first president. So you have someone dress up in a George Washington costume, then they give you a Rusty Trombone. You then finish on the back of their hand and they proceed to backhand you.

Why get a Rusty Trombone when you could get a Rusty First Hand?

double-first cousin-niece

Daughter of their maternal first cousin with the paternal first cousin or double-first cousin’s daughter.

My double-first cousin-niece is a good person.

first bleed

The first day a girl is on her period she collects her blood and uses it as a face mask for the natural benefits

“Madison what is on your face”
“Just my first bleed”

first classholes

Anyone and everyone who sits in the first class section of a plane. These entitled pricks aren't pleased enough with the mere amazing fact they're flying in a tube 6 miles above the earth. No, that's not good enough for them. They need free booze, hot towels and food.

These entitled pricks aren't pleased enough with the mere amazing fact they're flying in a tube 6 miles above the earth. No, that's not good enough for them. They need free booze, hot towels and food. And God forbid you try to use their restroom. What a bunch of first classholes!