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A phrase used when something doesn’t go as planned. This phrase is often followed by a shrug while saying.
Employee: "I’ve put all my hard work into this company and they still haven’t gave me no raise yet. Got these other workers sitting on they behinds getting raises for not doing a damn thing while I’m carrying all the weight. I’m so sick of this sh*t!"
Me: "Hey, that’s just how the game go"
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I was watching TV the other night and I saw an ad for eyema cummin and howe. I grabbed my vibrators and started doing some "live streaming" of my own!"
A funny sentence used to start up a conversation.
*Two people walk up to each other*
Randy: Hey Joe!
Joe: Hey! How 'Bout Dat Babylonian Tupperware?
A funny sentence used to start up a conversation.
* two people walk up to each other*
Randy: "Hey Joe!"
Joe: "Hey! How 'Bout Dat Babylonian Tupperware?"
How do you feel now that you're stoned? Used in the late '60s and early '70s in the context of friends sitting around smoking marijuana (occasionally asked of someone who had taken a hallucinogen). The answer was often "Fine, Man" or a description of the sensations.
How's your head? (as in "How's your head, man?")
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he's 35 u fucking idiot
How old is hunter?
35 u dumbfuck
Nigga you need to eat some pussy. Lick that shit to the fullest ong bro make sure you know where the clit is. Do this for bout 3 weeks and you got a full beard
“He asked me how to fully grow a beard and I said NIGGA GET DOWN AND EAT MY FUCKING PUSSY”