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When you’re getting drunk head in the back of a Tacoma and she opens the door to yack but it’s too late and she spews chunks all over your penis
Damn that one girl I met last night gave me a dirty Michael and I had to shower three times to get the smell off
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An amazing actor, originally from Ontario, Canada. So amazing that his name can replace almost any word in a sentence, or answer almost any question.
Rachel: I love your pants!
Maddie: Don't you mean... 'I love your Michael Cera"?
or
Rachel: What did you have for dessert last night?
Maddie: Michael Cera
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A filmmaker who exposed the truth behind the United States of America.
Guy- Why do people hate Michael Moore so much?
Guy2- Because they're simply American.
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1. a man this world never deserved
2. the most successful entertainer of all time
3. better than your fave bye
michael jackson didn't bleach his skin, he wasn't a child molester and he wasn't a freak. stop believing tabloid lies and educate yourself.
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n. A person who is 160lbs of tiger meat in a stainless steel frame. Sings like a nightengale and can dance like the dickens. Tall, dark and gruesome. Loves volcanoes, birds of prey, blood. Has a full body tatoo that makes him look like a Beatle (George Harrison). Prior to tattoo, he looked sort of like Dave Hasselhoff. Has been hit by moving vehicle 7 times and emerged without a scratch (stainless steel frame). He goes great with steak, chocolate, any kind of mint. Also, has phenomenal hair.
That Michael Waterhouse is a god-like genius. Ask anyone.
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anyone who shows superior intellect over you
I got into an argument with him but he was James Michael over me, so i wet myself and went emo in the corner of my room for hours
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A British politician, and member of the Conservative party. Proved an utterly ineffectual Opposition Leader against the fascist New Labour government of Tony Blair.
There is "Something of the night" about him.. he looks as if he sleeps in a coffin by day and emerges at night, hissing, to suck the blood of the living.
Which he probably does.
Michael Howard is a vampiric entity, who must have fresh virgin blood to survive.
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