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Send 10 bra or pantie pictures to the other
Blow up my phone "Megan got dared to blow up my phone and so she did"
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New year's eve vantage points that prohibit you from using your phone to take photos or videos of the fireworks.
Instead of making the vantage points expensive, Phone-free NYE vantage points make it cost nothing.
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When you get a stroke of amazing luck when everything seems to be going desolate in your life.
New Phone--Who Dis? In a high school context.
Just when Danny boy thought he got a 60 on his math test, Mr. Tunik handed it back to him and said, "Danny boy--oh Danny boy." Singing with a nice symphony for the class to hear. Danny was afraid to even look at the test because he knew Mr. Tuink loved to troll everyone, so starting from the back page, Danny looked through every question to see where he lost points. Page-by-page, there were no red marks--or any negative marks for that matter. When Danny reached the front page it said, "See me after, class, I'm afraid you got everything wrong." Danny in disgust cocked his head back and let out a gasp as his life was passing him, since he was failing in school. His crush, Jennifer, looked over at him and told him she got a 5. She asked him if he was interested in forming a study group with her at her place once a week. Danny quickly told her, yes-- and once the class is dismissed, Danny walked out like a beast without talking to Mr. Tunik and said, "New phone--who dis!"
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The very first word your 5 year old cousin will say when he comes over to your house.
+ Mouth full.
You: *pulls out phone to do something*
Cousin: "you got games on your phone?"
2 phones is a meme originating from Kevin gates song "2 phones". The trend usually involves someone on tiktok stitching (replying) a video of someone who says something stupid online (misandrists, sexists, people having stupid takes, etc.) And having a fictional character from a cartoon, anime, video game, or TV show wearing supreme and Gucci. Usually people on tiktok (usually floptok) hate the phrase and make videos crying about it, over exaggerating, and coping. They usually call it homophobic, misogynistic, or transphobic as a way to cope their dumbass takes being clowned on. Which results in them being ratio'd in the comment section.
Dumbass: I hate men and I cheat on ppl daily
I got 2 phones 🗣🗣🗣
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An infamous line used by elders & parents frequently in order to push the responsibility to maintain a healthy relationship between the two.
child: grandma ! i haven’t seen you in so long
grandma: well the phone works both ways though kiddo.
child: *thought* what ??
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Shows that the caller has his penis in a vice by the call reciever.
Paul is making the after sex phone call.
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