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a long erect cock ready to bust a nut on an unsuspecting female at any given time
Ahhh! Suck my nut cannon you whore! Ahhh! I busted a nut in your fucking face! Suck it bitch!
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A phrase used to describe a place to park ones balls on another's chin during the act of a Hum Hum
you never know who you might find on Mikes nut porch
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1. A nick-name for an individual with an unsually large scrotum and/or testicles.
2. A nick-name for an idividual with an unusually pliable scrotum.
3. An endearing term for a good buddy.
4. A term used to describe a courageous individual.
"Wow," said Jill. "Jay has massive balls! No wonder they all call him 'Stretch Nuts'!"
All the girls called Jay 'Stretch Nuts' because he could stretch his sack the whole way around his kneecaps.
"Hey Stretch Nuts! Let's have a beer guzzling contest!"
"Man! That Jay is a real stretch nuts. He's got huge balls! Certainly not a nutless wonder like Bill..."
"Certainly it is known that Testiclese, the hero of ancient Grecian lore, had a massive ball sack. He was often referred to as 'Stretch Nuts' by his closest commrades at arms; not only because of his courage, but also because of his ample scrotum."
excerpt taken from:
'Testiclese and other Stretch Nuts of Ancient Mythology;
The lore of the heroic Scrotum in Western Europe'
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Arrogantly displaying machismo for peer approval, often in competition with other men
Jimmy wanted to flex nuts and show he was the baddest of them all but ended up getting arrested
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Unpleasant, often painful condition incurred when a man accidentally gets one testicle caught in his belt buckle.
Tim rocked an ill testicular torsion from his buckle nut.
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1. (noun) men's shorts that are so form-fitting around the crotch that they actually hug the nuts to the point of delineating the testicles for all to ridicule.
2. (noun) a male who likes to put his arms around the testicles of another man.
1. Yo! Are you a fag? Then why are you wearingn nut huggers?
2. Dude, that guy likes you. He is definitely a nut hugger.
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To Accidentally Hit Your Balls Really Hard.
Hey Tony I Saw The Funniest Shit, Some Guy Was Grinding Down A Rail On A Skateboard And Fell Off And Busted Nuts.
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