Beer Vampire

Someone who get's in real close, in conversation, or affiliation with, (usually at a party) that asks you for a sip, and takes over your beer as theirs.

"Hey can I get a sip of your beer?"
"I guess so"
"Thanks"
...
"Dude where'd my beer go?"
"Beer Vampire..."

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Beer Finger

A viable excuse for misspelling words when texting.

Sorry, I meant to say, I want to shop not sh*t. I must have Beer Finger.

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beer titty

n. similar to coozy but for bottled beer

I love that my beer stays cold for so long in my beer titty.

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Beer Googles

When somebody has a few drinks and suddenly think they know everything. People wearing their Beer Googles are usually compelled by an irresistable urge to share their wealth of knowlegde with anybody who will listen.

Thats not true, pay no attention to him, he is wearing his beer googles.

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Madison Beer

She is a beautiful, inspiring and talented girl who was discovered by the talented singer Justin Bieber. She has an amazing voice and always wants to make a difference. She loves to put smiles on peoples faces and what makes her smile is dogs, she is OBSESSED with them! She also is obsessed with Rihanna, she loves her! She is currently dating another singer named Jack Gilinsky who is such a hottie. She is such a great friend, sister and daughter. She cares so much for her fans the "Imadginers" and loves receiving fan mail. Over all she is a happy, beautiful and inspirational girl who is bullied for being a perfectly imperfect.

1: She is fuckin hot and her voice is amazing!!!

2: I know, I wish I was amazing like her

1: Who she?

2: Madison Beer

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Beer-a-holic

Someone who will work for booze, this person cares not about his or her family's financial situation and will turn down money for work (unless you are taking them directly to a bootlegger or the liquor store upon completion of the day). The only thing on their mind is "where can I get my next drink."

guy: "hey do know anybody who'll give me a hand putting my livingroom window in?"
other guy: "yeah my buddy down the road, he's a beer-a-holic, he'll do it for a dozen beer."

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diesel beer

Hardcore beer for hardcore men. Never has the word light in the title

Hand me a diesel beer pledge, not your pussy light beer.

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