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A womens snatch viewed horizontally while urinating; as it resembles that of a Gooey Duct Clam.
"Jessica shut the bathroom door, I don't need to see your piss clam!"
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a refreshing mixture of cum and piss, made by doing a little piss at the same time as cumming.
woman: mmm...your cum tastes a bit pissy.
man: that's because it's cum-piss. i made it by doing a little piss at the same time as cumming.
woman: i think i have anal crabs.
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(Noun) Diarrhea in the most urgent sense. Liquid poop with corn chunks and beans. Pretty much anyway you use ass-piss, as long as it is applied in the same fashion as shit.
Can be utilized as a proper noun, adjective and verb where applicable.
The ass piss I just dropped was epic, it was like liquefied brownie chunks and ground up burrito mix topped with hot fudge.
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Used disposable nappy. Once folded into place with the velcrow wings secured it resembles a product from the Ginsters range.
While you're up their would you empty the nappy bin - it's
solid with 'piss pastys'
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When it is freezing outside and your whole body starts shaking and then you realize you have to piss. Your whole body is movin all around, especially your hand, and needless to say, piss is going EVERYWHERE.
Oh my, Muhammad Ali is getting his piss all over the place! Wait, that's just some guy taking one hell of a diggle piss.
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it’s when you take the longest, fastest piss of your life, it’s been a long awaited one and it comes out like a fire hose and you have to hold on to the sides of the toilet from how fast it shoots out of you. In the end you’re out of breath and the little piss left is just dripping out of you.
For Example:
"Hey Lexi, I'll be right back, I gotta go take a power piss"
"Jeezus man, be careful"
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I've done it before
Piss on a dick you faggot ass cunt
Bystander: I've piss on a dick
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