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a girl wont eat your cum when sucking your dick so you jack off in your hand and slap her with it
Dude last night i totaly mexican five stared that bitch
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the person who tells a guitar hero player when the best time is to use his or her star power to either maximize the score, or prevent the player from failing a song.
dude, thanks for being my star power coach back there, otherwise i would have totally failed that song.
Star wars day (May 4th) is a day that shouldn't, but does exist.
"Happy Star Wars day!"
"Um, what?"
"Its May the 4th! May the 4th be with you!"
"Go fuck yourself."
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When something, typically the drunk act of a friend, is beyond hilarious... it becomes five star funny.
Dude... did you see that wicked drunk girl fall off the bar stool and pee herself over there? That shit was five star funny!
Half Jameson and half Jeager . This is fully operational and can be deadly
Those Death Star shots were deadly last night at the bar .
The act of being so mentally challenged, home grown backwoods country bumpkin stupid, that simple tasks such as talking, physical activity (swimming) challenges the individual to extreme measures. During this process they become both extremely confused and frustrated at the situation, so much so, that it taxes their mental capacity to continue further activities such as and including breathing.
Brace Face: "Get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Person 2: "You get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Brace Face to Person 3: "That guy thinks I have a dick"
Person 3 to Person 2: "She said you think she has a dick"
Person 2: "That girl is Rock Star Retarded!!!"
A reference to the concept of fate, and that there are certain things that happen which are not our fault, and that are already predestined or outside of our influence.
It was the fault in our stars that my sister's family and their home were destroyed by a tornado.
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