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to have a perfectly normal human being walk into a finished basement with random gaming consoles and computers, just to emerge a lazy ass, natural light hating, racist douche bag.
Before the Basement Syndrome kicked in Buddy used to run track and like black people, but since he went into the basement all he does is sit on the computer and complain about dem new "ni**as" at work.
Them-How long has the Dark Knight been playing?
You- I don't know.
Them-Than why don't you change it?
You-I cant its to fare away.
Them-But your a foot away from the remote.
You-Your moms a foot away from the remote.
The basement is so racist even the KKK would walk do the stairs and say "to hell with this bullshit"
When an overly qualified applicant gets denied from a college
Smartypants Jane applied to Tulane as her safety school, but she got denied because they have Tufts Syndrome.
grinding syndrom (noun)-also known as g-syndrom (can be derived from the verb known as grinding- which is a thrusting action of the knees and hips up and down against another individual) : defined as aches and pain in thighs as well as calves after a night of grinding against up another individual which in some cases can be named a grinding pole
Symptoms of G-Syndrom include: intensive, aching pain in the thighs and calves, inability to sit down properly, inability to walk properly, having to maneouver slowly, slow actions are required - if one persists to sit or walk fast there will be painful consequences
Cure: relax your leg for a week, no grinding
The aftermath of a night of grinding up against another person all night long. Intensive Pain in the thigh and calves. Not being able to sit down without a sharp pain in the leg? You know you have grinding syndrom
very bad short term memory, 10 second memory, like a goldfish
example one:
person 1: arent you grounded?
person 2: i was but my mom forgot. she has goldfish syndrome
example two:
person 1: i told you never to say that again!
person 2: sorry i forgot
person 1: bullshit you dont have goldfish syndrome!
When ones penis curves to the side like a banana due to excessive masturbation or a bad posture when masturbating.
"Fuck, my penis is bent to the left!"
"Dude, you should've alternated hands like we told you; it's the only known way of preventing Banana Syndrome."
when someone thinks an animal or insect has a personality and is cute, adorable, and cuddley... no matter what the circumstances.
person 1: "awww! look at that cute tiger! He wont hurt me, hes soooo cute!!!"
person2: "uh huh... sounds like pixar syndrome to me"
Pretending that everything is fine and better than everywhere while the world crumbles around you.
That guy is suffering from Beirut Syndrome, he doesn't realise his life as he knows it is almost over