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Used as a funeral term to descride AIDS or any other extreme STD
Boy 1: Did you fuck Sally?
Boy 2: Nahh, she the ninja kick. She is getting treated in the hospital.
One who keeps their status 'invisible' on instant messenger in order to 'screen' messages and/or avoid certain individuals.
Hey, Amy! Ping me when you're available to discuss the project, as I am chatting ninja today to avoid being distracted by other co-workers who are time wasters.
Something (person, unfortunate event) that comes out of nowhere and sucks the fun out of what you are doing.
Dude, the cover for the show is $7, I only have $5. Suck ninja!
1. The act of screwing over a friend by throwing your genatalia in the air while he is talking to a girl.
2. The only way lonely men can get women to look at them.
3. When a group of ninjas karate chop your ass in half with chopsticks, a bag of rocks, and a dull ice cream scoop.
1. WHY DID YOU JUST NINJA STRIKE ME????!!!
2. That must of been a lonely bastard if he ninja stricked around Becca.
3. Detective: How'd he die?
Cop: He got ninja stricked...
Detective: Holy Shit..
The act of sneaking food so that no one notices you.
Jason: At Michaels party I was a fiesta ninja because i was on a diet and i wanted no one to notice me take all those burritos.
Example 2: At night when my parents are sleeping i have to be a fiesta ninja or they catch me taking the twinkies!
To take more than half a roll of T.P. and cram it with a plunger and then take a crap in the bowl, and giving it a single flush to lodge the T.P. and poo, in the Toilet, then when finished wipe your ass with the T.P the entire roll and leave it on the floor and to take the Plunger with you so they can't unclog the toilet. they will flush and flush but to no progress. simply leave with their plunger knowing your king of the lowest move at a party ever and on the housekeepers most wanted list.
hey lets go no one's gonna be able to be near that room i just took a Ninja Dump in there here quick hide the plunger.
A phrase, thought, or an action that causes an individual to lose their train of thought.
I am sorry that I’m late, but every time I tried to walk out the door a ninja bunny would get me.