Robert is a polish dude who sounds like the G-Man from half life. He has been known to go on anti semetic rants and screeds about race mixing. Don't be like robert, especially if your name is Robert.
Robert: "I will not use the W and B words, I will refer to them as their proper names, European and African"
Me: "I'm sorry what?"
I'm using this app to confess my love for Robert. He is weird and kinda short with brown hair and brown eyes. He is kinda like that weird band kid, but he is the best and most funniest guy to be friends with or something even more.
I caught Robert crossdressing just to fool a guy into buying him stuff off Amazon.
Robert is and amazing guy really sexy and loving and he really cares about you but don’t break his heart he will try to give you everything in the world because he care so much but if you hurt him he probably will never love again or just find another girl who really cares he’s really goofy and he likes to have fun so if your mood is bad you my’s well just leave because he’s looking for fun in his life. So get you a Robert cuz he will care very much but don’t lose him cuz he really mean something.
Robert is mine
A Roberts has a meter long, swinging, galloping cock which drags across the floor when he stands up. Is 6 foot 5 tall with a chiseled jawline, and is drowning in pussy. Some believe the amount of women who want him and his schlong is a curse. Genius when it comes to comedy, and at his prime when it comes to making attractive women laugh. Although being a heterosexual, Roberts is in a loving relationship with a Josh.
"Oh my god, is that Roberts?!??! I NEED HIS COCK!!!!
Robert or Rob for short cuz he’s a little shit.Robert is a cool guy expect he will cheat on you jus to simple have a backup girlfriend incase it won’t work out do pici stebou chcipni. He’s the typical curly hair white boy who don’t know his place yet. Chas mri minc chanzalo kar
Random girl: is that a pig
No, it’s Robert
Robert is the type of person who is sad and angry and blame the world for it but on the other hand he is a happy and a misunderstood person who Make people happy even though he’s going through his own problems heart problems he’s independent doesn’t need anyone’s help I can sometimes be a little while evil but even though he’s has all his problems you put that aside doesn’t care what anyone says it’s always a great friend and your husband or boyfriend