MRI

Magnetic resonance imaging.

The doctor said I do need an MRI.

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MRI

A medical diagnostic imaging examination that is ordered for one of the following reasons:

1) The cat scan (CT scan) came back inconclusive.
2) The Radiologist needs a new Ferarri.
3) Your doctor is an idiot.
4) You actually needed one (least likely).

I went to the doctor and the x-ray showed an abnormality, so he ordered a cat scan. The cat scan was inconclusive, so they tried an ultrasound. The ultrasound was basically useless so my doctor ordered an MRI.

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MRI

MENTALLY RETARDED IDIOT

WIGGER: I'll fuck yo ass up nigga!"

PERSON: Dude, your such an MRI, STFU.

WIGGER: I dont need magnetic resonce imaging!"

PERSON: Fucktard nerd,your a mentally retarded idiot!

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mri

someone who likes to inflict pain to the rear end on another mammal, using specifically dental tools.

Watch your behind, that mri is walking behind us.

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MRI

MRI 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 for 𝗠an's a 𝗥eal 𝗜diot

Usagi: Ahh... Jodio, the letters 'MRI'... Do you know what they stand for? MRI?
Jodio: They stand for, uhh... the M's gotta be Magnetic... uh... The R is, uh...
Usagi: M - Man's a

R- Real

I- Idiot

mri kolicaj

An Albanian slang phrase for a slutty cunt posing as a devout Christian. Usually one who is self-absorbed and thinks they’re hot when they’re short and sickly.

She’s fake and full of herself…she’s a mri kolicaj.