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When your a disgusting junkie
I saw the shark bag whore at Shoprite yesterday she was flippy flopping all over the fish aisle.
The act of vomiting.
Where did your buddy go? He's in the bathroom barking for sharks after that last shot.
A national holiday every Tuesday celebrating tiger sharks
Jim: What day is it?
Ron: Its tiger shark Tuesday!
Jim: Thanks!
A lightning shark is a situation where it's impossible to get what you are hoping for. There's nothing you can do about it. If a shark comes down from the sky fast as lightning while you're doing your thing, what can you do about it if it's headed your direction? Lightning sharks are a big part of life and we just have to deal with it.
That was a lightning shark
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.
It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it
Very similar in many ways to a turtles head but much more aggressive.
Let me I the bathroom it's no longer a turtles head it's formed a baby shark. Oh no......
Im going to that cool new store at the nall, itz so baby shark!
NO.
Guy: "baby shark d-"
(someone else proceeds to run over the person)