Answer to a question that you have no idea how to answer.
A-How did that pine cone basket get there?
B-Beats me off.
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The term is a slang used in New Zealand which describes one whom stimulates one's or own genitals with hand. The old boys refers to the hand beating the testicles while stimulating the penis.
Playing Solo: Braxton's brother Ronald told me that he walked into Braxton's room and he was beating the Beating the old boy's
Playing friends: Hey Ragsag you want to go somewhere private to beat the old boy's
To knock on the sternum of one's chest.
"My mom walked in on me beating my bone"
masturbating while pooping
We could hear the porn playing on his computer while he was in the bathroom beating out a log
Fuck communism, it exists EVERY single day.
“time to beat some 9 year old’s ass, it’s fuck a communist day!”
“Hey Timmy, what the fuck is ‘beat a communist day?’.”
“Well, Johnny, beat a communist. You silly goose.”
when u are bored so u go and beat your meat. also called masturbating or cumming.
me: *goes on a porn site (pornhub, xvideos, rule34, e621, etc.) and finds some good stuff 😈*
me: IM BEATING MY SHIT 😫