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Hanzo is the well-endowed samurai from the cult trilogy Hanzo the Razor. Hanzo is best described as a Japanese amalgamation of Shaft and Dirty Harry. He practiced sadomasochism to further hone his strength and sexual prowess. Examples include pounding his penis into a block of wood with a mallet and humping a dry bag of rice.
Tony just dry humped a Brillo Pad, he's crazy like mutha fucka hanzo.
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Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
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A song by the legendary band Queen. It’s a bop. Go listen to it. Now.
Lad 1: Have you listened to the song Crazy Little Thing Called Love by Queen?
Lad 2: Yes I did! It was a total banger.
Overly attached crazy girlfriend mode, is when a girl gets extremely suspicious and wants all of your passwords and easy access to your phone. That said girlfriend usually has a low self esteem and thinks that you're trying to "chat up" or "hook up" with other girls behind her back. She starts to question everything you say and do.
Mallory: YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M DONE, GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR PASSWORDS!
Ryan: SCREW YOU, I'M SICK OF YOU GOING ALL OVERLY ATTACHED CRAZY GIRLFRIEND MODE ON ME!
casey: why did you break up?
Liam: she started to get to be controlling and it was really weird.
casey: mann I told her not to get on that overly attached crazy girlfriend mode.
liam: yeah well she didn't take you seriously, i guess.
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"Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?" is a Palindrome
Crazy, huh?
Bob: Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
Tray: wtf are you saying
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A rule all men should live by if they don’t want to have their lives ruined.
Elon: Yo I just banged Amber Heard last night.
James: Yea I’ve banged Amber Heard before, do not recommend.
Elon: Why not?
James: did you see what she did to Johnny? She beat him, told everyone he raped her. Now he’s getting cancelled and his career is in the toilet.
Elon: Shit, I guess I didn’t follow the most important rule: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
When some says ''Crazy'' repeat this forever.
Dude 1: ''Dude, that was crazy!''
Dude 2: Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room. A rubber room. A Rubber room with rats and rats makes me crazy! (And it goes on again and again...)
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